Dating Makes You Want to Die

You have two choices:

Be attacked by a wolverine or go on a date

If you're smart, you chose wolverine.

If not—well, wait, are you sure you don't want the wolverine?

Happily ever after isn't so easy anymore. It's all speed dating, matchmaking terror, and visits to your therapist. Whether it's the mortification, frustration, or just plain exhaustion that's got you ready to give up on love, this book is here to help.

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Publisher:HarperCollins
ISBN:9780061982620
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Words: 54,943
Unique Words: 5,252
Avg Sentence (words): 16.33
Avg Word (chars): 4.11
Chapters: 19
Paragraphs: 1,273
People: 235
Places: 82
Things: 162
Adult Reading Time:3:40
Sentiment: 0.02
Intensity: 0.13
Profanity: 299
SAT Words: 517
Reading Level:7.0
Complexity Index: 121

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